科齋第A057回：智慧吃曲奇 (Cookies)

至於新亞當和夏娃，何也教授請潔西幫忙。潔西的靈魂投朋友利智慧小姐，她在知識樹的資料中心有個辦公室。她帶著她的魔法巴哥犬去找她幫助。利智慧說這很簡單嘛！

她懷疑孩子們在爺爺的太空實驗室裡。於是利智慧投射出一個吃曲奇的影像給出去。孩子們想搶曲奇的時候，她就釋放出一個投影，把他們拉回了新伊甸圖。孩子們，好戲完了！

利祥和就真不幸運，一股切斷連線脈衝徹底摧毀了他在新時間線中的顯形。華亮懶得把他找回來，因為她克隆了爸爸的DNA，而且她還能在實驗室裡找到兩個爸爸，來彌補失去他的損失。可憐的利爸爸，沒人要你！

但沒有什麼比畫皮的處境更糟了。她從何也的虐待中倖存下來，卻開始嚴重懷疑自己。她想像畫枝是古代中國聊齋小說的虛構人物。她傳送到了那裡，她就是畫皮啦！

全能上帝對人類的道德價值深感不安。於是他在地球周圍設置了能量枷鎖，準備加速罪人在今生遭受的報應。爺爺一定氣死了。

那麼艾爾文呢？他被派去當瘋狂長老大營做間諜。他認識爺爺和莉莉絲的親㐦女兒。她是忍者，每次重大行動都違抗父親的命令。也許，一個由兩個超級反派所生的無辜孩子，並非全然邪惡？這也太奇怪了吧！

As for New Adam and Eve Professor Hoyah asked Jessie to help out, Jessie's Astral Girl Miss Reason held an office in Data Centre at the Knowledge Tree. She went with her magical pugg. Reason said it's easy!


She suspected that the children was inside The Grandpa's lab. So Reason projected an image of eating cookies to them. When the children tried to grab her cookies, she sent out an astral projection to pull them back to New Eden. Funs are over, kids!

Heaven Ri was so lucky as a disconnecting wave totally destroy his manifestation in a new timeline. Hualiang didn't bother to get him back, as she had cloned Daddy's DNA and she could two of her fathers in the lab to compensate for her loss. Poor Daddy!

But nothing is worse than the predicament of Paint Face. She survived Hoyah's abuse only to doubt heavily about herself. Paint Face was a fictional character in Liaozhai in Ancient China. She teleported there!

Almighty God had great misgivings about the moral values of Mankind. So he placed energy shackles around Planet Earth ready to accelerate the sinner's retribution in life. The Grandpa wouldn't be happy about it.

What about Elvin, as he was sent as a spy in Mad Elders. He was acquainted with the daughter of The Grandpa and Lilith. She is the ninja that acts against Daddy's orders in every major deeds. Maybe an innocent child born from two supervillains aren't all evil at all? This is so weird, too!

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