科齋第A016回：賈登國王 (King Jardon)

爺爺開始利用歷史上那些不受歡迎的人來建立他的帝國。其中一位就生活在賈登國的時代，國王憑藉著過人的勇氣建立了一個強大的王國。晚年的時候，他得了肺炎，請求宮廷御醫為他治療。

由於御醫們的無知，他們為他做了放血、過量輸液和流血灌腸等治療。這些療法迅速奪走了這位原本前途無量的偉人生命。莉莉絲老爺爺取走了他溫暖遺體，將他的靈魂注入電腦，並把他的靈魂封存在一個人造軀體中。

他復活了，並向爺爺宣誓效忠，他視爺爺為救世主了。他被授予了瘋狂長老軍事統帥頭銜。他駕駛反重力戰鬥機翱翔天際，學習新技術，並與香港計程車力量、暴龍先生和石猴軍團對抗著，並組織荒誕的飛屋陣式攻擊。

之後，他請求老爺爺任命一位保安首長。他們來到宇宙邊緣，降落在一個人類只能小便和買飲料的星球上。事實上，當地一位外星小販竟然把自己的兒子裝進汽水瓶裡，想把他當零食賣掉賺點錢。爺爺用魔法把母親擊落。

即便爺爺身體已經腐爛，賈登和爺爺還是帶著一個裝在瓶子裡的外星人飛回了總部。他自稱範無元，向爺爺宣誓效忠，成為了首長。

The Grandpa began to build up his empire with unwanted people in the history. One such man existed at a time of King Jardon, where the man built a great kingdom out of sheer bravery. In old age, he asked court physicians treated his pneumonia.


By their ignorance the physicians gave him bloodletting, fluid flooding and big enemas for treatment. It quickly killed the big man that had a long life ahead of him. Lilith and The Grandpa took his warm corpse, ran an uphold of his soul into computer and held his soul in a man-made body.

He came back and pledged loyalty to The Grandpa as his saviour. He was given the title of Military Genetal in the Mad Elders. He learned new tech as he drove the anti-gravity fighter jet in the sky, and organized ridiculous attack with flying hut formation with the opponent Hong Kong Taxi Power, Mr T-Rex and Stone Monkey Army.

That said, he asked The Grandpa for Chief of Security. They went to the edge of the universe and landed on a single planet for people to urinate and buy drinks. In fact, a local alien vendor placed her son in a soda bottle to sell him as snack for extra dollar. The Grandpa zapped his mother down.

Even if their body were already in decays, Jardon and The Grandpa flew away with a bottled alien to the Headquarter. He said his name is Fan Pay-oh. He pledged his life to The Grandpa and became the Chief.

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