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科齋第A090回: 雅月的救恩 (Yayuet Rescue)

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雅月對人真的非常善良。她來到邪王的床邊,用刀刺了他一下。江歡愣了一下,隨即發現那是一種多功能萬用刀,裡面裝有各種毒藥注射器。邪王被救,活了下來。 毒王發現妻子救了他的敵人後,事情就沒那麼簡單了。他自己注射了一種興奮劑,使他自身的DNA發生了變化,變成了毒蟾蜍。毒蟾蜍威力巨大,劇毒無比。於是江歡只好和他做了個交易:他可以得到那本人人都夢寐以求的陰陽秘笈,讓他離去。 陰陽秘笈賦予了人強大的力量,他可以凌空飛行,刀槍不入,不受丐王和帝王的攻擊。他是華山決鬥的最終贏家。勝利是有代價的。毒王也失去了理智。 雅月試圖勸他放棄陰陽之力,他的皮膚變成了紫色,嘴裡長出了獠牙。他一把推開亞月。雅月心想,毒王恐怕沒救了。 這時,一位老道士從天而降,帶著一群醜陋的妖魔鬼怪。他說他曾救了華山決鬥的勝者,現在都和他一起在療養。接著,一條巨大的聖蛇緊緊纏住了毒王,想要幫他解毒! 可是毒先生的毒藥太深了,聖蛇為了救他,竟然犧牲了自己。真是勇敢啊!毒王吐出一口黑血,滿心愧疚。道士要他飛回山上參加戒毒。毒王向雅月告別,說病好了他就會回來。 雅月放他走,他真是太可憐了! Yayuet is seriously very kind to people. She came to Mr Wicked's bedside and stabbed him with a blade. Jianghuan is shocked for a moment but she discovered it's a form of multi-function knife that contains syringes for various poisons. Mr Wicked survived. It's not so easy when Mr Poison found that his wife had saved his enemy. He injected a stimulant that caused his DNA to change him into Venom Toad. It's hugely powerful and very poisonous. So Jianghuan made a deal with him. He can have that Y...

科齋第A090回: 江歡之愛 (Jianghuan Love)

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江歡記得小時候和維奇的相遇。她把維奇帶到父親那裡,父親是宮裡的御書樓總管。父親用愛因斯坦的「超距作用」測試維奇,結果讓他顏面盡失,他只好逃出了圖書館。 然而,他偶然發現了一本關於音樂宇宙力量的書。書上說,音樂是宇宙的科學,吹笛子可以讓人擁有超強的力量。於是,他把自己閉關起來,潛心修練音樂的力量,變得無比強大。父親這才對他刮目相看。 從此,他自稱邪王。這和波伊很像。波伊和雅月在村裡的學校一起上學。波伊儒弱,常被村裡的惡霸欺負,老師對他也不聞不問了。 有一天,波伊被欺負後,在森林裡迷路了,被蛇咬傷。他以為自己必死無疑,幸好一位農夫救了他。農夫給了他解藥,還給了他一本化學書。他還在其中發現製造麻痺劑的配方。 他用麻痺劑懲罰了那些欺負他的人,而且很有成功感。他在大學學習毒理學,成為了一位毒藥領域的明星科學家。他娶了雅月為妻,雅月協助他進行研究。從此以後,他改名為毒王,以參加華山論劍。 老婦人說她已經做好了赴死的準備。江歡拒絕了,她知道雅月一定有解藥。一條有知性的聖蛇就這麼死了,這太不公平了。 Jianghuan remembers how she met Wicky when they were kids. Then she took him to her father who was an Imperial Librarian in the Palace. Daddy tested him with Einstein Spooky Action at a Distance and put Wicky in shame. He ran away from the library. But he tumbled on a book about a Cosmic Power of Music. It said Music is science of the univese where playing flutes can lead to Super Strength. So he locked himself up to train in Music Power and became strong with power. Then Daddy liked him a lot. Since then he called himself Mr Wicked....

科齋第A089回: 華山論劍 (Huashan Duels)

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即使到了未來,人們依然渴望體驗古代決鬥的場景。華山論劍是每個人的夢想,他們憑藉著技藝和知識,成為古代世界的王者。兩位高手分別是邪王和毒王。另外,丐王和帝王則是另一對宿敵。 邪王一直以來都是最強的,但在一個命運攸關的日子裡,毒王將冰山毒液潑在了他身上。邪王瞬間倒地。據說中毒者只有幾天的壽命。江歡默默地將他拖回了家。莫弗前來探望。 無花告訴她,目前已知的唯一解藥是聖蛇的膽囊。她必須深入華山森林,殺死一條聖蛇才能得到解藥。於是江歡進入了森林,但她的捕捉速度不夠快,沒能抓到聖蛇。 她深愛著邪王,誓死不渝。她繼續深入森林,在一棵樹下發現了一間小屋。她走進小屋,裡面有兩個女人正在交談。老婦人知道她來的目的,她也樂意為她犧牲。 但她想跟她講個故事。她是一條蛇,她的膽囊可以治癒冰山毒液。她想起很久以前,有個老藝人靠著弄蛇栰賺錢。他養的是青蛇。他說它們是進化史上高級的生命體。 但是,如果蛇長到超過一米,他就不能養了,只能把長得太大的蛇放回森林。到那時,蛇已經可以變成人形了,他不得不警告這條神聖的青蛇躲起來。人們會為了它們的膽囊而殺害它們,勿掉輕心。 Even in the future people wanted to play a scenario of ancient duels. A Huashan duel is everyone's dream as they used their skill and knowledge to become the leader of an ancient world. Two masters are Mr Wicked and Mr Poison. Mr Beggar and Mr Emperor are another antagonist pairs. Mr Wicked was basically the strongest one all the time, but in a fateful day, Mr Poison spilled Iceberg Venoms on him. Mr Wicked went down in seconds. It's said the victims only had days to live. Jianghuan towed him home with...

科齋第A088回: 真心夢裡人 (True Lovers)

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在叢林裡,查諾斯拉告訴賈納維特她愛她,而他其實是個地球人,只是被困在了外星人的身體裡。賈納維特說,即使查諾斯拉是女人,她也愛他。但她覺得這根本無關緊要。 真正重要的是,綠色外星人沒想到無花的防禦如此強大,他們會用超級蟲洞炸彈把悉尼夷為平地。一艘母艦會引來一股負能量,直衝進城裡,把城毀滅。 拯救地球只有一條路。一台陸地機器正在引導母艦安全地進出蟲洞。如果無花能把查諾斯拉變成一隻麻雀,讓這隻麻雀把母艦撞進蟲洞,或許就能救到悉尼。不用擔心,她的族人會搭乘許多救生艙逃往超空間,返回家園。 話音未落,查諾斯拉就去啄那台陸地機器,直到它爆炸。救生艙飛回了家,賈納維特失去了回家的路。雖然她說她可以成為一個地球女人的,但無花說她還需要再考驗她一次,才能確定她是否擁有真愛。 無花把查諾斯拉變成了一個老婦人。他們之間必須有真正的愛情,而不僅僅是肉體上的吸引力。沒有一絲束縛,變成老婦人的常青擁抱了賈納維特,像從未做過男人一樣珍惜她。 對賈納維特來說,這並不難,因為她為了成為地球女人早就放棄了自己外星人身分。 While in the bush, Chanothra told Janavett that she loved her, and he is an Earth man inside an alien body. Janavett said that she had loved him even though she's a woman to her. Yet she felt it didn't matter at all. What really matters was that Green Aliens didn't expect defence as tough as Morpher and they would scorch Sydney with Super Wormhole Bomb. A mothership will lead a trail of negative energy into the town. There is only one way to save Earth. A land unit was navigating the mothership safely in and out of wormh...

科齋第A087回: 真心夢裡人 (True Lovers)

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While in the bush, Chanothra told Janavett that she loved her, and he is an Earth man inside an alien body. Janavett said that she had loved him even though she's a woman to her. Yet she felt it didn't matter at all.

科齋第A087回: 常青奪舍魂 (Mr Evergreen)

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常青大師一生見識過許多怪事,他略懂一些靈魂魔法,以此化解困境。一天早晨,他看到一艘太空船的救生艙墜毀在路上。一名女性外星人逃了出來,但很快就死了。 他一直很好奇成為綠色外星人是什麼感覺。於是,他將自己的靈魂注入了她體內,讓她復活了。無花正走在街上散步,他的兄弟看到了不明飛行物,便以彈跳式衝了過去。 無花厭倦了這些愚蠢的把戲,轉身跑開了。常青大師剛醒來,對周圍的爆炸渾然不覺,竟將無花擊倒在地。喬威和他的妻子——或者更確切地說——向外星人查諾斯拉攻擊。 常青就是查諾斯拉,他發訊廣泛告知他遇到了麻煩。一艘戰艦趕來,將她傳送到了醫療艙。綠色外星人給了她一碗活蟲,她開始吃起來,常青大師對此感到恐懼。 綠色外星人計畫入侵地球。他們派出一些偵察兵去評估地球人的防禦情況。查諾斯拉和一個名叫賈納維特的異星女子結伴而行。他們一見鍾情。常青愛上了她。 他們降落在悉尼郊區房子附近,但無花追上了他們。當賈納維特試圖從背後偷襲她時,無花把登陸艇變成了豆腐。她把賈納維特變成了一個性感的地球女人,這讓常青樹欣喜若狂。 查諾斯拉過來把她藏在灌木叢裡去。 Master Evergreen had seen weird things in life, and he knew a little Soul Magic to get through troubles. One morning he saw the lifepod of a spaceship crashed on the road. A female alien escaped but soon died. He always wondered what it felt like to be Green Alien. So he insert his soul into her and brought her back alive. Morpher was walking down the street when his brother saw the UFO and springboarded to it. Morpher was so sick of those idiotic tricks and ran off to another direction. Evergreen just woke up, unaw...

科齋第A086回: 變形犬無花 (The Morpher)

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變形者無花的故事可以追溯到很久以前,一隻雌性拉布拉多犬守護著澳洲一個農場的外圍。她遇到了一隻體型龐大的白化狼,這隻狼經常來拜訪她。後來她生下了這隻狼的幼崽。 農場主開槍射擊這隻狼,把它趕走了,然後順便去超市買菜時,把他的幼崽賣給了一家購物中心。他憎恨這隻狼玷污了他拉布拉多犬的優秀血統。不久之後,購物中心外舉行了一場盛大的慶祝活動,一位推銷員正在展示這些白色的幼崽。 一位華人帶著他的表妹想買一隻小狗,推銷員提出如果主人承諾不把小狗退還,就就給他一個優惠價買一隻狗。他拿出了一隻幼崽,又送給他一隻雌性小狗當妻子。他們給它們取名為喬威和凱蒂。其後們也生了很多小狗,但其中一隻小狗出現了超自然的變化。 無花出生時是一隻白色小狗,身上有黑點,後來變成一隻黑色小狗,身上又長著白點,最後變成了一隻全身長滿捲毛的可卡犬。上帝發現她擁有完全顯性基因,沒有隱性基因可用,於是賦予了她變身成女孩的能力,並給她取名為無花,即是變形者。 從那時起,她就和一群喬威犬一起執行神的任務。她討厭家裡所有成員,因為他們總是要跳到其他狗狗的背上才能攻擊敵人。她雖有能力救他們,但這種行為無異於自殺吧。 即使有上帝的救援科技,爸爸媽媽也花了幾個月的時間才恢復。父把那些技巧叫做「直升機跳躍」!我的天哪!真是沒完沒了! The history of Morpher goes back to times when a female Labrador guarded the outer perimeter of an Australian farm. She met a big.albino wolf who came to see her all the time. Later she had babies of the wolf. The farmer shot at the wolf, drove him out and sold his babies to a shopping mall in a grocery run. He hated that the wolf for the contamination of his Labrador's bloodlines. There was soon a gala outside the mall, as a salesman sh...