科齋第A035回：宋燾退休 (Song Dao)

即使是地獄判官宋燾也終有退休之時，並將職位傳給了下一代勇敢的繼承人。某日，利朗素的兒子德斯曼和艾爾文昏倒在地，宋㦞便將他們送往地獄王廷。

人類依然一如既往地走向末日。因此，宋燾召集朗素的兒子們重整旗鼓，希望下一代能比他更好地拯救這個星球。按照舊規，他必須讓他們參加一個考試，以決定誰能繼承他的職位。德斯曼最終勝出。

當宋燾宣布艾爾文將會在加冕為儀式上得死去時，德斯曼咒罵宋道的殘忍，但宋燾向他保證說，這只是一個計謀，目的是引誘爺爺來救他脫離地獄。艾爾文正肩負著地球上最偉大的使命呢。

而且，德斯蒙德絕不能阻止任何瘋狂長老的行動，否則將會破壞爺爺險惡計畫的最局。從此，宋燾便消失無蹤了。歲月流逝，德斯曼成了地獄正義的象徵。他娶了一台生物機器為妻，並育有兩個女兒，艾茲和小懷。

然後，命運之日到來了。有忍者使用無人機帶走了艾爾文。她將一台孟婆機器人擊落到死亡之河，還從乾涸的河底放出了食屍鬼。德斯曼們看著，卻無動於衷。當忍者離去後，一片新的陸地從下而上隆起來了。

德斯曼說：「親愛的，就當是房屋改造吧！」

Even Hell Judge Song Dao would need to retire and passed his office to next brave generation. One day, Longso Ri's children Desmond and Elvin fainted and was given a ride to Hell Court with Song Dao.


However, Mankind is no better than before and keeps racing towards Apocalypse. So Song Dao had called Longso's boys to duty in the hope a next generation could save a planet better than him. By old rules he had to let them compete in an Exam Topic for succession of his office. Desmond won.

When Song Dao announced that Elvin shall die in coronation of Hell Judge. Desmond cursed Song Dao for cruelty, but Song Dao assured him that it's a ruse to attract The Grandpa to jailbreak him out of Desmond. Elvin hold the greatest job on Earth.

And Desmond must never prevent a Mad Elders operation, or else it would ruin the fateful outcome of his dire plan. Song Dao puffed out of existence since then. Years passed, as Desmond became the symbol of justice in Hell. He married a biological machine as a wife and assistant, and had two daughters, Eggsie and Whyz.

Then the fateful day came when the ninja carried Elvin off in a drone. She knocked a Mengpo-bot to the Death River and let out the ghouls from a dessicated bottom. They watched but did nothing to stop them. As they went away, a new land pushed up.

Desmond said: My dear, just think of it as home improvement!

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