科齋第A038回：小懷變應 (Whyz)

當然，小懷去幫譚先生的忙，而艾茲則努力尋找解決辦法。但玄武卻送來了一個自己的微縮模型給譚先生，鼓勵他把真正的自己帶到他的世界。彷彿她還不夠忙似的，爺爺又親自上門拜訪了她。

小懷確信爺爺對她一無所知。他甚至一邊鼓勵玄武把真正的烏龜帶來，一邊還拍了拍玄武的背。小懷心想，只要自己不會在危機中喪命，你又怎麼會在乎呢！之後，她用智慧型手機給艾茲打電話，說或許他們應該邀請玄武來。

譚先生讓玄武來訪，但何也教授已經聽說了這件事。他派了一隊畫皮機器人去攔截玄武更強大的偵察兵。畫皮機器人根本不是這些怪物的對手。後來小懷回來時，拿出了一部改裝過的智慧型手機，彷彿畫皮機器人甚麼事都沒發生過一樣。她說：

如果你只是需要一處棲身之所，我的智慧型手機裡有無限的空間。你無需來到地球。憑藉愛因斯坦的超距作用，你只要連結智慧型手機，就能真切地感受到我的世界。它的回饋如同你的肢體一般，即時無誤。所以，請接入我的智慧型手機吧。

從此以後，玄武常來找譚先生。譚先生一想到智慧型手機就暈倒了，而蒲松齡卻對此愛不釋手，認為這是他小說另一新篇章。

Of course Whyz went to help Mr Tam while Eggsie tried to find solution. But Xuan Wu sent a miniature of himself to Mr Tam and encouraged him to bring the real one into his world. As if she weren't busy enough, The Grandpa made house call to her.

Whyz is certain The Grandpa didn't know a thing about her. He even patted the Xuan Wu while encouraging to bring in the real turtle. Whyz thought, you wouldn't care if you can't die in the crisis! Afterwards she called Eggsie with a smartphone and said maybe they should invite Xuan Wu.

Mr Tam told Xuan Wu to visit but Professor Hoyah had already heard about it. He sent a team of Paint Face to intercept the entry of Xuan Wu's bigger scouts. Paint Face was no match for these monsters. Later when Whyz came back, she took out a modified smartphone as if nothing had gone wrong with Paint Face robots. She said:

If all you need is living soace, it's infinite within my smartphone. You don't need to come down to Earth. By Einstein's spooky action at a distance, you can literally feel my world with your link to smartphone. Its feedback is instant like your appendage in real time. So be in my smartphone.

Since then Xuan Wu came to Mr Tam very frequently. Mr Tam fainted at the thought of a smartphone, but Pu Songling loved it and a new chapter in his book.

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