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櫻姬一定是任名前人生能有的最棒夥伴。他們對人類世界和耶穌基督有著極為另類的理解。然而，全能的上帝愛他們，認為豐富的想像力勝過空洞的思想。只是他們認為耶穌是上帝的袖珍化身，實在讓上帝覺得笑翻了天。

上帝原諒了他們。事實上，上帝覺得這樣能讓他們更親近。一天早晨，孤兒們在前往修脘的路上伏擊了他們，用燃燒彈猛擊名前，他不得不躲進一個兔子洞。洞深不見底，他以為自己永遠到不了盡頭。但當他們到達洞口時，卻看到了一個不可能存在於地下天堂。他們身處一個盆地之上，盆地中央聳立著一棵參天大樹。山腰上到處都是幽暗的洞穴。

於是，名前小心翼翼地帶著櫻姬下了山坡，走進了一個最寬闊的洞穴。他們渾然不知，莉莉絲正悄悄地跟在後面。沒錯，就是那個莉莉絲。據說她生下了亞當和夏娃。但這並沒有讓他們太在意。小名前徑直去看看這個世界，但上帝很快就給他們設了三個考驗。

當他們來到一片空地時，兩個天使抓住他們的腋窩，把他們扔到了空中的浮島上。飛行是一回事，但他們卻像扔兩袋土豆一樣，把他們扔到了島上的地面。

Yinji must be the greatest compnion that Minchant couls ever have. They had most unorthodox idea about the human world and Jesus Christ. Yet Almighty God loves them and thought that wide imagination is better than no thoughts at all. It's just that they think Jesus is a mini-representative from God himself really tickles God.



And God forgives them. In fact, God thinks he would being them closer. One morning when the orphans ambushed them on the way to nunnery, they firebombed Minchant so hard that he had to hide in rabbit hole. It was so deep that he thought he never came to the end of it. But when they came to the end, they saw a paradise that could not exist under the ground. Basically they were at top of a basin where a giant tree stood in the middle. And dark caves were everywhere on the side of mountain.

So Minchant carefully took Yinji down the slope, and went into one of widest caves at the side. Little did they know they were followed by Lilith. Yes, that Lilith. She was said to give birth to Adam and Eve. That didn't concern them too much. Minchant just went ahead to see the world, but God put up three tests for them soon.

When they came to a clearing. Two angels took them by their armpits and left them up to the floating islands in the sky. Flying is one thing, but they throw them down on island ground like two sacks of potatoes. 

定是任名前人生能有的最棒夥伴。他們對人類世界和耶穌基督有著極為另類的理解。然而，全能的上帝愛他們，認為豐富的想像力勝過空洞的思想。只是他們認為耶穌是上帝的袖珍化身，實在讓上帝覺得笑翻了天。

上帝原諒了他們。事實上，上帝覺得這樣能讓他們更親近。一天早晨，孤兒們在前往修脘的路上伏擊了他們，用燃燒彈猛擊名前，他不得不躲進一個兔子洞。洞深不見底，他以為自己永遠到不了盡頭。但當他們到達洞口時，卻看到了一個不可能存在於地下天堂。他們身處一個盆地之上，盆地中央聳立著一棵參天大樹。山腰上到處都是幽暗的洞穴。

於是，名前小心翼翼地帶著櫻姬下了山坡，走進了一個最寬闊的洞穴。他們渾然不知，莉莉絲正悄悄地跟在後面。沒錯，就是那個莉莉絲。據說她生下了亞當和夏娃。但這並沒有讓他們太在意。小名前徑直去看看這個世界，但上帝很快就給他們設了三個考驗。

當他們來到一片空地時，兩個天使抓住他們的腋窩，把他們扔到了空中的浮島上。飛行是一回事，但他們卻像扔兩袋土豆一樣，把他們扔到了島上的地面。

Yinji must be the greatest compnion that Minchant couls ever have. They had most unorthodox idea about the human world and Jesus Christ. Yet Almighty God loves them and thought that wide imagination is better than no thoughts at all. It's just that they think Jesus is a mini-representative from God himself really tickles God.


And God forgives them. In fact, God thinks he would being them closer. One morning when the orphans ambushed them on the way to nunnery, they firebombed Minchant so hard that he had to hide in rabbit hole. It was so deep that he thought he never came to the end of it. But when they came to the end, they saw a paradise that could not exist under the ground. Basically they were at top of a basin where a giant tree stood in the middle. And dark caves were everywhere on the side of mountain.

So Minchant carefully took Yinji down the slope, and went into one of widest caves at the side. Little did they know they were followed by Lilith. Yes, that Lilith. She was said to give birth to Adam and Eve. That didn't concern them too much. Minchant just went ahead to see the world, but God put up three tests for them soon.

When they came to a clearing. Two angels took them by their armpits and left them up to the floating islands in the sky. Flying is one thing, but they throw them down on island ground like two sacks of potatoes. 

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